A husband and wife were scheduled to attend a Halloween party.

The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the

Halloween party alone.

He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said

she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need

for his good time to be spoiled by her not going.

So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without pain,

and as it was still early, decided to go to the party. As her husband

didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun
by

watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. So

she joined the party and soon spotted her husband in his costume,

cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice "chick" he

could and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife

went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his

new partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as

far as he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After more
drinks

he finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so

off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the

back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went

home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of

explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was

sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he

had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when

you're not there." Then she asked," Did you dance much?" He replied,

I'll tell you; I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met

Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare room
and

played poker all evening. "You must have looked really silly wearing

that costume playing poker all night!" she said with unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my costume to your

brother, apparently he had the time of his life".