A Redneck passed away and left his entire estate
to his beloved widow .
but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.




How do you know when you're staying
in a Redneck hotel ?
When you call the front desk and say,
I gotta leak in my sink, and the
clerk replies, Go ahead.





How can you tell if a redneck is married ?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides
of his pickup truck.





Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ?
It seems they want to keep alcohol
out of the high schools.




Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a
Redneck murder .
1) The DNA is all the same
2) There's no dental records
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Who invented the toothbrush ? . .
A Redneck.
(If it had been invented by anyone else,
it would have been called a teeth brush.



A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?' . ?.
and the driver replies 'Bout wut ?'?





Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery . .
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.






A new Redneck law was just recently passed . ..
When a couple gets divorced,
they are STILL cousins.?